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March 26, 2006

Busy the last couple of weeks

The whole family has been really busy the last couple of weeks. Mallory had her ear infection and both Kris and I got the stomach flu on alternating weeks. It was hell and that's not even *remotely* describing it. But if I described it nobody would ever come back to this blog again so I won't.

So what's new with Mallory you might ask. Well she's rolling over now. I say that not emphasizing how big that is. Rolling is going to lead to the MallorySquirm(TM) and MalloryGrab(TM) where she moves like lightening and nothing can escape her slobbery-fingered grasp. She's eating a lot more and screaming like a famished child which means the kid wants some rice cereal NOW.

After being wiped out for the last two weeks and having some intense stress at work we remarked on how Mallory puts it all into perspective for us.

March 14, 2006

Grandma comes to visit

Grandma came to visit this weekend and we had a lot of fun. Grandma bought her a couple of outfits and her very first pair of shoes (Robeez) and sunglasses. I thought I would be funny and put the sunglasses on her but what I didn't expect was that she actually didn't mind wearing them. So now she's got some stylin' gear and we can't wait until spring comes so she can wear a bit of it. Of course we battled with clothing size because she's skinny and tall so most pants look like M.C. Hammer pants on her (parachute pants).

When we got home from the shopping we realized she was really hot and it turns out she had her first fever. She had a temp of 101 degrees which got knocked down to 99.3 after a dose of tylenol. We managed her fever throughout the week and on Monday grandma and I took her to the doctor who confirmed she had a left ear infection. Today she's home and Kris has some variant of the stomach flu so I'm taking care of both of them. As they're recuperating, enjoy some more photos. There are a few more on flickr.

One last thing, our daughter has found her thumb. Yes sir she has graduated and has become a certified thumb-sucker. Kristin's aunt let us know that Kris was excellent at this skill as well and ended when her mom put tape on her thumb! Grandma let us know that dad liked his pacifiers and didn't care for his thumb. The girl takes after her mom!

Elton John is cool

Better than a pacifier

March 8, 2006

Violence In Nursery Rhymes…

Last night I started singing The Farmer in the Dell song to Mallory. You know…”The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell, hi-ho the derry-o, the farmer in the dell” Ed looked at me like I grew a second head and said “Is there also a Farmer in the Intel and a Farmer in the Mac?” Apparently he had never heard the song before, or at least he didn’t think it had the word dell in it. So, I googled “farmer in the dell” this morning. I came upon this site. It has all the lyrics to nursery rhymes. Have you ever read all the lyrics to Farmer in the Dell? Kind of a weird song.
I started to look at the lyrics of some of the nursery rhymes I remembered and noticed a violent and mean theme! I don’t think TV is corrupting our kids…it’s nursery rhymes!! Take a look:

Little Bunny Foo Foo
hoppin' through the forest,
scoopin' up the field mice
and boppin' em on the head.
And down came the Blue Fairy, and she said: Little Bunny FooFoo
I don't want to see you
scoopin' up the field mice
and boppin' em on the head.
And now I'll give you three chances, and if you keep it up,
I'll turn you into a goon.

Three blind mice,
See how they run!
They all ran after a farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife.
Did you ever see such a sight in your life,
As three blind mice?

Hush-a-bye, baby,
in the tree top.
When the wind blows,
the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall,
And down will come baby,
cradle and all.

Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum!
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he 'live, or be he dead,
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again!

Fortunately, there are many more that have much better subject matters..and hey, they rhyme.

I am glad we found the web site though. Now Ed and I can do the 5 little piggies with Mallory’s cute little toes with the right words. The site also gives the history behind some of the rhymes, which can explain a lot.

March 3, 2006

Sick(TM) Version 2.0

I should rename this blog to SickBlog since aside from a happy child that's what I usually blog about. Kris has been sick with some horrid nasty virus since last weekend and isn't feeling any better. The doctor confirmed it wasn't strep or the flu. Which brings us of course to peanut. Peanut has been real stuffy and waking up in the middle of the night so we're just praying we get through this next cold without going to the hospital again.

Everyone is sick at work and in our neighborhood. It's ridiculous the amount of cold and stomach flu illnesses going around. We need to stay at home for a month and get better and then the sun will be out and everything can be bright and cheery.